Some girl on my guestbook asked me for advice, but I am not Dr. Ruth! I don't know what to tell people. My advice to everyone is to be nice, and show the world love. I try to show everyone love, but sometimes they don't want it. A long time ago I use to hug everyone in Penn Station, while waiting for my train home. I don't know why people are so full of hate. I stopped doing that. I didn't like hugging the sleeping people.....They smell, but they need love too. I like to nap, but some people just nap all over the city! I use to bring them my bears to play with, but all they want is my money, how greedy can you get?! Maybe they need money for beds.I have my own problems with my boss. He tells me I'm doing a great job, but than yells at me. I got in trouble the other day. We have a gym at my company, and I was having fun on the treadmills with my bunnies, and bears. Someone from the gym was mad and called my boss. He was not happy, and now I have to go to his house in NJ every weekend for the next month to wash his cars. I don't like going there, because his wife is strange. I can't talk about this now.
My brother Had a big party the other night. I couldn't sleep, because of the noise. I don't think it's fair setting up his beer keg on my bed! Some girl at the party got sick and puked in room! I tried to help her, but her boyfriend got mad at me. He took her home, but last night she came over to thank me. Her name is Lesley. She said we should go out for coffee together, but I hate coffee! So, I asked her if we could go to Chucky Cheese. She said ok. My brother said I should "BANG" her in the ball cage! He is so rude!
posted at: 12:10 AM
I am so mad! A lady on the train ride home yelled at me. I was sitting in my seat with my bunny Lester next to me. I was reading a Harry Potter book to him, and this big mean woman came over and wanted to seat in Lester's seat! She said "move your toy!" Lester is not a "toy!!!!!" She could have sat somewhere else! She almost sat on poor Lester. She said I should not take my kids' toys on train rides, and I need to grow up! I don't have kids! I am sorry if some people have lost their souls, but I have not. Bunnys, and Teddy bears are soft and bring joy to my life. She called me a freak, and said I'm the type that would try to offer candy to kids, and take them away in a van! If I had candy maybe I would share with others, but I don't even drive a van! I had to trasfer at the Jamaica station. Then the new train I was on had the mean conductor I hate! He yells TICKETS in my ear, and charges me for my bears and bunnies. He said, "If they are going to take up a seat than you have to pay!" I don't mind paying, but I wish they had a small animal friends discount. I will call the LIRR man about this!
posted at: 6:14 PM
Mondays stink.I hate mondays I wish that mondays were fridays so tuesdays would be saturdays.
If I ran the world things would be much nicer and have much better color coordination. Like those ugly looking bridges. Can anyone say Pastels? they would be so much better. I would gladly pay an overpriced toll to drive over a blue pastel bridge. Also everyone would have thursdays off. Since nobody works much on a friday anyway so it would be like a four day weekend!...
I bought a bunch of flowers for my room today. I could not find a vase for them so I put them in a paper cup. Not doing to well, and my brother is kinda pissed because I took his cup of beer to use. Hey how was I supposed to know there was beer in there? Yuck Beer. my brother drinks alot. He says it's because of me, and that I embarraas him all the time with my things. I can't help it if all his girlfriends don't like me. I don't like them. And it's My Room! Ok, during the day its the dining room but at night it's mine. All mine. I don't care if the "My Little Pony" and my "Backstreet Boys" poster clashes with his Kid Rock shrine in my mom's china cabinet.
Well I am going to go see Shrek again for the 6th time.
I will write more later.
posted at: 11:28 PM
Well, I'm up late working on my site! My brother yelled at me to change the name of my site, because he said it was gay looking! I like rainbows, and bears, and he will never understand me. I'm not gay! I just like all the pretty things in life. My brother has no interest or respect for my hobbies! I tried to involve him in my fun. I gave him a big stuffed bunny last Christmas. I named the bunny Fred. My brother just looked at poor Fred, and walked away. Fred and I were sad. He always wants to set me up with his girlfriends, but they always want to go to a motel. I would rather go to the movies, but they say I only have 2 hours. I guess they have to get up early for work. I hope you like the new look of my site. I put my name in the title! One of my mother's friends once said my name is very strong and macho. I am strong! I can run, and jump real high. I am no sissy! I'm a 30 year old man with a good job, and a cool pad to hang in. I am Herman P. Manderchuck! :)
posted at: 3:23 AM
Yesterday was hot. it was so hot that I had to take half of my bears off my bed when I slept. But atleast I had my favorite 20 bears with me while I dreamed of cooler things like snow and fluffy snow cones. Yummmm....I know I have not revaled alot about myslef yet. Other than the Trains and Carebears. What do I do in the city? hmm..... I am a financial Planner for Solomon Smith Barney. I picked that company because it has Barney in the title. Oh I love barney.
posted at: 9:38 AM
I like to climb trees, and run fast through the city streets. I don't run much in NYC anymore because the police men chase me and get mad. I can run and jump real fast!I have an old pair of Converse sneakers once owned by Doctor J himself! I bought them from a man in Penn Station. Doctor J must have had them when he was young, because they are only size 9½. I wish I could run on the train to work, but the conductor gets mad too! The people on the train are very angry all the time. They yell at me when I sing songs while listening to my cool Walkman. Maybe they just don't like Raffi. Some of the people sleep on the train when coming home. One day, I want to bring my french horn on the train and play them lullabies. I will be a big hit! Maybe the LIRR will hire me to play music through the PA system. That would be the coolest of cool jobs! I will have all the train babes coming on to me. I just hope they don't make me sit near the bathrooms while playing. They smell in the summer.
posted at: 5:13 AM
Well it's the day two of my blog.Today I woke up in my fluffy PJ's to find that the electric thingie in my apartment went out. Boo Hoo now I can't see my 7am cartoons :(
So I got up and went to work, but I missed my favorite train this morning so I had to get the next one. the one with the Mean conductor. Ohhh I hate the way he says "Tickets Please" Grrrr... I just want to bring my carebear with me to protect me from him. But I don't have a carebear monthly ticket for him so he has to stay at home.Well now that's it summer I can frolic and play in the fields. I think I'm going to call up Garry Coleman and go over and play with his trains. I hear his trains are Huge!
posted at: 9:05 AM
Welcome!!! I don't want to give a big speech about who I am, and what colors I like. You will learn much about me from my journal updates.I will give you some info: I'm 30 years old, and live on Long Island -- it's really really big!!! I ride a big silver train into the city where I work. The conductors are really nice. I don't like it when it snows -- it takes me a long time to get home and then I have less time to play with my Care Bears and unicorns. When I'm at work, I like to pretend I'm Mary Tyler Moore and my boss is Lou Grant. He sometimes yells at me for bringing in my bears to work. When I get home, I sometimes dream I'm McGuyver and I need to save my dried Play-Doh collection of fish from certain death! I also like to have tea parties with my friend Clyde Frog. He talks too much about the bones of his people. We laugh and sing songs about Irish sailors. We dream under the stars!
posted at: 11:03 PM
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